This is Fawg. What can I say about Fawg? Well, the short of it is, Fawg is a moron. A true moron. He's also a bully. But what the heck. He's one of our own. So we keep him around.

This is Rudy. Dear, lamented Rudy. He died about 10 years ago. He was a great kitty. Strange kitty. He would crawl into bird cages (photo on next page). He had the most nasal, annoying meow. And the longest, rope-like tail. We loved him anyway.